My rates are cheap!
It is amazing how inexpensive my services are! For a mere “Thank you, Daddy” I would do incredible feats of fatherhood. For a simple “please” I could be employed as an inventory retrieval technician specializing in very high and hard to reach products. Or maybe for a lightly upgraded “please papa” I could utilize my advanced combat techniques to dispatch any pesky spiders or other undesirables.
Do I require expensive compensation packages? Benefits? Kick-backs? I do not. The cost benefit analysis here is definitely in the buyers favor. No inconvenience is too great, no errand too mundane, that I can resist the simple and sweet manners of a child whom I know will be truly grateful. The anticipation of that gratitude, expressed with a genuine smile, is enough to make me cheerful even during the most distasteful fatherly doody….I mean duty.
How high are your prices?
About The Author
Preacher Dad
Jarod has been a pastor, construction worker, restaurant manager, ministry administrator, children's story teller, author....in no particular order. At heart he is passionate about the Truth, and has been called to proclaim that Truth from an early age. He is committed to his wife and eight children, and seeks to have a lasting impact upon the future by discipling his family. He blogs at PreacherDad.com on parenting, preparing, and cultural impact.
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