To the person who gave me the gift of premium: I give you many thanks. I don’t know who you are, but I am quite grateful I don’t have to look at TRASH on my page any more. I recently checked out the prices and I know it’s not cheap. Thanks again! 

Any one have a guess as to whom the mystery giver is? (Did you know it is never, ever proper to end any sentence with the word “is”?   Get it?) I don’t know that we will ever find out, but I might give a prize to the one who comes up with the most interesting explanation. (No limit on how many each person can submit.)

*Jimmy Stewart voice* “Merry Christmas you wonderful, Xanga & Loan!”